DEFINITIONS


I plagiarized this from savvy kenya but its always fun to read. You have probably seen it.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & an idiot at the other.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
Conference/Seminar : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power…
Classic: A book which, people praise but do not read.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.
Pessimist: – A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Employee : One who gets paid for reading such mails……

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